Whoever said the grass is greener on the other side has never been below it.

– James Wright

I like being depressed; it’s the only thing that makes me happy.

– Mark

You pay by the rules.

– Mathew, a probationer

I’m going to the big shelter in the sky.

– Dennis

When my mom jokes around, she’s doesn’t joke around.

– Sky

If you make losing a sin, you make cheating a sacrament.

– Mike Gerson

You are born an original. Don’t die a copy.

– Gizmo