Whoever said the grass is greener on the other side has never been below it.
– James Wright
I like being depressed; it’s the only thing that makes me happy.
– Mark
You pay by the rules.
– Mathew, a probationer
I’m going to the big shelter in the sky.
– Dennis
When my mom jokes around, she’s doesn’t joke around.
– Sky
If you make losing a sin, you make cheating a sacrament.
– Mike Gerson
You are born an original. Don’t die a copy.
– Gizmo
