Ricky said, “She looks at me like I’m a stranger.” And Sid said, “Well, you’re stranger than her, and that counts.”
There are times when it could be simple if I knew what I was doing. – Claudia
The bummier you look, the better the tips are. – Thomas the magician
I don’t know whether churches go out of business; they just change their panhandling schemes. – Gene
I stopped to think one day and forgot to start again. – Terry
All things are possible and nothing is safe. – NPR
Do you know why witches use brooms? Because the vacuum is too heavy. – Rachel
Man plans and God laughs. Or cries. – Peter
