When you’re walking and you see a big tree, the best thing you can do is stop and look at one leaf. – Lee Hodges

Discussing then-candidate Trump’s declaration that immigrants from south of US are rapists and murderers, our guest Jorge said, “I’m Mexican; I can multi-task.”

To Michael Steven, after reading his death story in the last Epistle, Terry said, “You cheated the devil.”

The Fry’s VIP card stands for Virtual Invasion of Privacy. – Lee

Cottonwood fuzz happens because angels have dandruff. – Travis

Woof is good. – Kris and Chris

I went to my psychiatrist and he said, “You’re crazy.”
I said, “Well, can I get a second opinion?”
“OK. You’re ugly, too.” – Terry