Mandatory UA: Message in a bottle.

— Ed Karosik

Response to “How are you?”

“I’m on the right side of the dirt,”

— Mike Meikis

If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with bullshit.

— Sid

About caramel candy: “They’re just not the same without teeth.”

— Terry

I hope I am half as good as some people think I am, and half as bad as some people think I am.

— Kris

The least we can do for the poor is less than we thought.

— Steven Colbert