Mandatory UA: Message in a bottle.
— Ed Karosik
Response to “How are you?”
“I’m on the right side of the dirt,”
— Mike Meikis
If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with bullshit.
About caramel candy: “They’re just not the same without teeth.”
I hope I am half as good as some people think I am, and half as bad as some people think I am.
The least we can do for the poor is less than we thought.
— Steven Colbert