It’s my world; you just live in it.

—Kip’s grandpa

We used to be seekers; now we’re finders.

—Carlos Santana at age 66 on PBS

If you meet a jerk in the morning, you met a jerk. If you meet jerks all day, you’re the jerk.

—Ed

Starbucks: they charge by the syllable.

—Lance

I’ve never had the luxury of being picky.

—Clay

It’s like we have these numerical constructs doing things for us that we expect a human being to do. So we treat the machine like a person and it treats us like a machine.

Emilie

The deeper you go, the more shallow you get.

—Kris

Know how I survived this long? No fault clause.

—Dave

God gets it.

—Emilie

Life is tragic for those who feel, but comical for those who think.

—unknown