Terry: I got everything ready if something traumatic happens.

Mike: Like waking up?

Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday.


I accumulate over $700 a year on the days that I don’t play the lottery.


Somebody’s got to be a smart ass. There are a lot of dumb asses out there.


The Pope of hope walks a tight rope.

Jill Sandleben

We’re here because we’re not all there. And that’s OK.


Don’t ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.


Life is a patient teacher.

– Claudia

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

James Bryant Conant

In a global world, you will always end up back where you started if you keep moving forward.


Tammy: What is it that everyone has in one’s life that can never be replaced?

Terry: Hair?

Tammy: No, it’s time.

You can’t stay in the same place just because you’ve built a nice house there.

Jon Stewart, NPR 11/19/14

They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds.

Mexican peasant