Claudia created a witch whose vacuum is not too heavy to fly, but Rachel says for most witches the cords are too short and electricity is too expensive.

– Rachel


I’ve had too much Safe Sleep. Now I need some rest.

– Will


Only in the Garage will you hear a discussion of purgatory and dromedaries on the same day.

– Kris


Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.

– Anne Lamott